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Foodies and Gardeners Haunt My Dreams Edition: Non Sequitur of the Day

Posted: October 13th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: asparagus, etymology, food, foodies, gardening, lex, non sequitur, wwtbam | No Comments »


Martha Washington Asparagus.”

Why?

Just . . . because. . . now I can.


Non Sequitur of the Day: Football Phrase Co-opting Edition

Posted: October 12th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: detroit, detroit lions, etymology, football, lottery, pop culture | No Comments »

As we’ve discussed, words mean something. So, it always interests me when a usage seemingly comes out of nowhere to be everywhere.

Today’s example: “Pick six.”

The phrase originally meant this.

And it has now begun to mean this.

(An all-too-rare Detroit Lions’ example can be found here).


Non Sequiturs of the Day: "State" v. "Repose"

Posted: August 28th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: MSM, TMI, arlington, death, education, etymology, lex, non sequitur, ted kennedy | No Comments »

It used to be that important deceased governmental figures, like Sen. Ted Kennedy, would “lie in state” while mourners paid their respects.

Apparently, the favored MSM term has become “lie in repose.”

Interesting. Perhaps when you as a media outlet have to write to an audience’s sub-high school reading level, you get your jollies by sounding swanky as often as possible.

Also, the Senator will be buried at Arlington National Cemetery to join some important neighbors who lie amongst our honored fallen: his brothers, of course . . . and my father.


Word of the Day: "Homicide" is a Medical Term?

Posted: August 25th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: TV, etymology, law, media, medicine, michael jackson | No Comments »

Continuing in the “words have meaning” theme from yesterday, it has been ruled that the unfortunate death of Michael Jackson was a homicide.

Interesting, but looking up the word “homicide” on the Internets gives every indication that it is a word indigenous to the practice of law, not medicine, let alone forensics. I thought medical examiners determined what killed someone, and that it was up to the legal system to determine who, for instance, put deady chemicals into the body of a the deceased.
I have friends who are prosecutors and judges who I love dearly, but this is a teeny-tiny shift in, if not the legal burden of proof, then the war for public opinion.

Non Sequitur of the Day: No Drinks Before Health Care Bill Markup Session Edition

Posted: August 22nd, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: bedtime, etymology, non sequitur, videos | No Comments »
“Getting all wee-weed up.”

Attempted explanations here, here and here.


Cutesy Grammatical MacGuffins for Recent Blog Fail Explanation

Posted: August 21st, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: TMI, aphorisms, bears, blogs, catholics, etymology, grammar, joke, lex, mental health, peronal depression, pope, sayings | No Comments »

After a month-plus of doing everything — or, from another perspective, nothing – to undermine any reader interest or momentum in my little page here (though I was able to keep up a bit on my Twitter page), I am now able to man up and (sort of) explain WTF happened in the following fashion:

  • If a blog crashes and burns on The Internets (however temporarily), does it make a sound? Turn Catholic? Shit in the woods (or the water)?

No, the blogger in question instead recognizes that the new prescription medicine one was given to brighten one’s mood instead quickly and unexpectedly darkened it dramatically, while also promptly rendering said blogger’s ability to do anything work- or writing-related non-existent (other than the decidedly non-profit Twittering). Personal and professional sturm und drang und embarrassment and anxiety ensued, and after discontinuing said medication (and doing some research and proceeding more naturally), a new day has emerged, mitigation of the fallout has commenced, and it will continue.

Hey, life happens.

From my 2009 Dalai Lama quotes calendar: “When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.


Non Sequitur of the Day: VPILF Redux

Posted: July 7th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: VPILF, anti-intellectualism, etymology, politics | No Comments »

Governor Sarah Palin strikes again, saying that, swear to God, she wouldn’t resign as president if the going got tough in terms of ethics inquiries, as she has in Alaska, because the White House’s “department of law would. . . automatically throw them out.”

No, there is no federal “Department of Law,” while there is one in Alaska, so to be fair, perhaps she misspoke, as some of the governor’s her wingnut apologists have suggested.

However, in order to misspeak, one must first be able to speak properly, which for Ms. Palin, is seriously in doubt. My favorite from today: “I know I know I know[.]“

Further, it appears that even some of the lady’s supporters have given up:


Today’s Word Fun: Microsoft’s New Search Brand Not That New

Posted: June 6th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: bing crosby, dave bing, detroit, detroit pistons, etymology, food, hbo, microsoft, nba, timekillers, words | No Comments »
Microsoft Bing:

Bing Crosby:


Bing Cherry:


Dave Bing:


The Bada-Bing!:

The Machine that Goes “Bing“:


Non Sequitur of the Day: Increasing Bar Tabs Edition

Posted: March 11th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: alcohol, bars, etymology, holidays, non sequitur, pop culture | No Comments »


St. Practice Day.”

Is this the new, Springtime variation on “Rocktober?”


Non Sequitur of the Day: Gambling Lingo As Political Shorthand Edition

Posted: March 5th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: etymology, gaming, non sequitur, politics, pop culture, radio, rush limbaugh | No Comments »

Double down.”

From McCain’s strategy in the stretch run of running for President, to the U.S. expansion in Afghanistan, to Rush Limbaugh continuing to act in a treasonous fashion (based on his standards during the last administration), I worry about the implicit suggestion that our politics exist on the same cultural and moral plane as blackjack.

At least it’s new usage is grounded in the real world, unlike the prior buzzword in this vein, “re-double,” especially when the user hadn’t “doubled” in the first place.