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There’s a fine line between smarmy hypocrisy and bat-shit crazy

Posted: October 14th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: Republicans, animals, detroit, hypocrisy, pets, thad mccotter, the budget, wingnuttery | No Comments »

We’ve mentioned in the past an animus toward the Republican wingut Congressman from Detroit’s western suburbs, Thaddeus McCotter.

While he touts his supposed deficit hawkishness (to various degrees of failure), his new deficit building initiative is “HAPPY.”

“HAPPY” is proposed to be an annual $3,500 per household deduction for pet expenses.

Now, I love my pets to an extreme, and I certainly respect understand pandering for votes on the backs of a huge special interest group.

However, this kind of political hypocrisy is just . . . a bitch. Get it? Ahhh-hahahahahaha.

Cheers to NPR’s ATC for the lead. Thad’s interview pandering follows:


Non Sequitur of the Day: Football Phrase Co-opting Edition

Posted: October 12th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: detroit, detroit lions, etymology, football, lottery, pop culture | No Comments »

As we’ve discussed, words mean something. So, it always interests me when a usage seemingly comes out of nowhere to be everywhere.

Today’s example: “Pick six.”

The phrase originally meant this.

And it has now begun to mean this.

(An all-too-rare Detroit Lions’ example can be found here).


Is "Radio Glory" an Oxymoron, especially in Detroit?

Posted: August 25th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: 89x, detroit, lex, logo, pop culture, radio | No Comments »

Even with the last name mis-spelling, it’s nice to be remembered fondly for my efforts — on-air efforts! — at 89X.

Also, FYI, the picture is scan of the original “The Cutting Edge” bumper sticker, which I’ve not been able to find elsewhere online and fished out of my desk drawer archives. Unfortunately, the neon orange 88.7 and Edge parts aren’t showing up too well, but it’s so very early ’90′s, no?


Damn, I Couldn’t Get A Mullet Grown In 8 Days

Posted: August 22nd, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: TV, bristol, detroit, dream cruise, mullets, nascar, racing, red state, rednecks, sports, tennessee | No Comments »

Last Saturday: Woodward Dream Cruise. (Right)

Tonight: Bristol night race, beeee-yotches!

Bristol under the lights is arguably the most entertaining NASCAR race — hell, any motorsports race, anywhere — of the year, especially in the dog days of late August.

Swear to God, it’s the closest thing I know of to a real-life Rollerball:


Don’t be hung up by "Hung"

Posted: July 10th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: detroit, hbo, hung, recommendation, review, sex, sopranos | No Comments »

If you haven’t seen “Hung” yet, you should on Sundays. Not only is it made in Detroit, but it has a great and funny take on American ennui, both sexual and not.

It’s only about sex the way “The Sopranos” was only about the Mob.


Disco Sucked, except when hating it was a good career move

Posted: July 10th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: chicago, chicago white sox, detroit, detroit tigers, disco, radio, steve dahl | No Comments »

One of the most notorious (and entertaining) moments in Detroit Tigers history, and, especially, the Chicago White Sox, was Disco Demolition Night, at old Comiskey Field on July 12, 1979. Legendary Detroit and Chicago radio guy Steve Dahl was behind it, and reminisces on the eve of its 30th anniversary:

And Keith Olbermann took a look back on the 25th Anniversary:

The bottom line is that the Tigers won the nightcap, the last forfeit in American League history.


Non Sequitur of the Day: Boom boom boom boom

Posted: June 22nd, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: blues, detroit, girlfriend, john lee hooker, lyrics, non sequitur, videos | 1 Comment »

One of the first Detroit-born– if not the first — popular music stars was John Lee Hooker.

He passed away yesterday in [edit:]1991 2001.

One of his biggest hits was the ultimate pissed-off girlfriend song:


Monica Conyers: Batshit scoundrels are forever

Posted: June 18th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: batshittery, detroit, detroit free press, detroit news, fox2detroit, god, lex, monica conyers, politics, religion | No Comments »

Samuel Johnson’s famous 18th century quote is, “Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.”

For Detroit City Council President Monica Conyers — who clearly has some ‘splainin’ to do , Lucy — she has careened past the refuge of patriotism to the sheltering arms of Our Her Lord, as broken down in insightful and funny sad takes by Laura Berman and Bill McGraw. (Bonus points to the Freep headline writer for the the namecheck of the Judy Blum chick-lit-with-training-wheels classic; well played, sir/madam.)

Remember to take to heart Monica’s bashittery solemn words: “If you’re not praying for The 60 Second Blog me, then you’re just adding to the problem.”

Behold the train wreck:


Quote of the Day: Detroit Needs to Get Its Business Mojo Back Edition . . . and Bettman Still Sucks

Posted: June 18th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: Depression v2.0, bettman sucks, business, canada, detroit, hockey, jim balsillie, news | No Comments »

Yesterday at the National Economic Summit in Detroit provided another reason that I, not even a BlackBerry owner, admire Jim Balsillie: “I think what Detroit did at different times in its life was massively unconventional, and now you’ve become prisoners of convention.”

The other key reason of the moment? His trying to save the Phoenix Coyotes and bring them home to Canada.

BTW, in looking around for links on this post, I found this great take which, though a bit Wings-bashing, is a great contribution to the canon supporting the theory that, indeed, Bettman Sucks.


Today’s Word Fun: Microsoft’s New Search Brand Not That New

Posted: June 6th, 2009 | Author: admin | Filed under: bing crosby, dave bing, detroit, detroit pistons, etymology, food, hbo, microsoft, nba, timekillers, words | No Comments »
Microsoft Bing:

Bing Crosby:


Bing Cherry:


Dave Bing:


The Bada-Bing!:

The Machine that Goes “Bing“: