And my new BFF, the adorable and funny Jordan Elizabeth:
Happy Independence Dominion Canada Day to all my northern (and a very teeny group of southern) neighbors and relatives. YouTube suggested the following video and, while I don’t want to encourage them, it’s timely.
Good day, ya hosers.
Or, thought it’d make him money.
Whatever.
Enjoy:
P.S. In case you’re wondering, I’m hoping to post MJ or Jacksons covers daily until the funeral.
If you have any suggestions, please let me know.
Well, I Tweeted this within a couple hours of his passing on Thursday evening.
(Yes, I know, I’m horrible.)
Then the NYT gets on the Jacko humor retrospective tip Friday evening, including some funny links dealing with his past behavior.
Of course, I’d already gotten two text jokes by that posting:
The first: “After Farrah Fawcett died, she went to Heaven, and upon arriving was asked what was her one wish for those she left behind on Earth. She replied, “Keep the children safe.” Then Michael Jackson died.”
The second: “What were Michael Jackson’s final words? “Take me to Children’s Hospital.’”
Now, before anyone gets all bent out of shape, this is a natural human reaction called “gallows humor.” And whatever Jacko’s many adult shortcomings (which too often eclipsed his creative excellence), I, at least, think they stemmed from his being an abused pre-adolescent who was responsible for being his family’s meal ticket while working in a ethically dubious business in a morally dubious time.
When you spend your entire life trying to change the face of the “man in the mirror,” and you looked like your father, you are trying to forget something bad.
Check it out:
Look, dude, I don’t care if you hooked up with a llama when you were in Argentina, as long as you are competent in your position and you aren’t a raging hypocrite about it.
So, when you say this about your actions, comparing yourself to King David(!):
Which has begat this:
When you once upon a time said this about a fellow sinner:
You then should check out this piece about this extremely interesting graphic that indicates Red Staters “sin” (as they would define it) more than Blue Staters.
And, then, in conclusion, dear governor, you should remember this quote from the Bible: “Judge not, that ye be not judged.” ~ Matthew 7:1.
Other than a pro wrestler, one of the first actors to play Tarzan, the tattooed and pierced guy on Survivor and a bunch of young female soccer players, it’s hard lonely out here for a pimp guy named Lex.
So at the urging of Miss Tessmacher, cheers to Funny or Die for showing so much sympathy to the (relatively) most successful of the Lex Club, Mr. Luthor:
Happy Epiphany, a.k.a. the 12th Day of Christmas.
Now, go on, ya hosers:
In wandering The Internets, I recently stumbled across these, permitting me a theme post!
Santa’s e-mail box; cheers (I think) to Gizmodo:
And one of the best editorial cartoons of all time, period; I laughed myself sick when I first read it. Cheers to TVBarn:
You gotta vote. You gotta vote for Obama.
You gotta vote. You gotta vote for Obama.
You gotta vote. You gotta vote for Obama.
You gotta vote. You gotta vote for Obama.
You gotta vote. You gotta vote for Obama.
You gotta vote. You gotta vote for Obama.
You gotta vote. You gotta vote for Obama.
You gotta vote. You gotta vote for Obama.
Or, this could happen to you… or me
Finally, my McCain-Grandpa Simpson denouement:
And showing some love for you gamers, there are two new special guests in Mercenaries 2:
Remember: last day to vote absentee!
